So I got one of those “don’t accept Anwar Jitou’s friendship request” messages on Facebook. Apparently, he’s some kind of magical hacker who can do impossible things. Here is the chain letter message: “Please tell all the contacts in your Messenger list, not to accept Anwar Jitou’s friendship request. He is a hacker and has the system connected to your Facebook account. If one of your contacts accepts it, you will also be hacked, so make sure that all your friends know it.